The happiest country in the world is approximately two thousand miles away. I take an apple and three bananas with me to work. I wake up at five am and think about the senseless joy of present fathers. Let us blame this on the weather like we did yesterday. Let us save 20s every day by getting harassed in public transport, and by fifty, we will go to Bhutan.
On our birthdays, you and I become our mothers, collecting debts from sisters,from expensive headphones and chocolates. It is August and I'm a billionaire in feelings¹. I am a billionaire in leaving things halfway done.
You know how to drive a car, you know such adult things with your insane adult money and your insane adult desk job.
Anyway, Iam grateful to have had some broken apricot in two meaning little part of your brain where We were giggling praising girls and repetitive no you are so beautiful. After a month mirror evaluation, the last thing you said was about my haircut and how it suits the bone structure like a strawberry but thinner. Like a banana but it is a compliment so when on fridays I hate myself I will be grateful to have known you all twenty.
¹ taken from a reddit comment i cannot find anymore
thankyou durga making a substack account only to follow me i will miss you .Thankyou the lunchbox bhutan is calling me .
"On our birthdays, you and I become our mothers, collecting debts from sisters"
amazing!!!
shouldn't have read this at 2am after finishing a 6 hour shift